Woke up to a lady on TV declaring, "I'm 75 and I love sex." I think that's great, but not sure it's a message I needed to start my day with. 1 hour ago
If this thing goes down the way everyone expects it to, there's gonna be a shit-ton of whimsical French acceptance speeches. Have fun! 18 hours ago
I'm in the office Oscar pool, but only as a gesture to be a little less isolated from humanity at large. I can't actually watch that show. 18 hours ago
It's official: This Academy Award conversation has gone on longer than Christmas. And that went on for over two months. #enough19 hours ago