Leave your high-concepts on your smartphones, eggheads: All you really have to do to arch my eyebrows is to combine the phrases “great white sharks” and “Halle Berry” into the same sentence. Dark Tide is the newest movie from star Halle Berry and director John Stockwell, and it’s not great news for either of them [...]
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Live on @Twitter: DARK TIDE (2012).
Posted: May 10, 2012 in Boobs, Live On @Twitter, Movies (D), Pretty Girls, Sharks0
My Top 50 Movies Of All Time (At This Exact Point In Time.)
Posted: March 21, 2012 in Skeletons., Werewolves, Pretty Girls, Ninjas, Aliens, Clint, Westerns, Bill Murray, Awesomeness, Michael Mann, Lee Marvin, Movies (A), Movies (C), Movies (E), Movies (F), Movies (G), Movies (H), Movies (I), Movies (K), Movies (M), Movies (N), Movies (O), Movies (P), Movies (Q), Movies (R), Movies (T), Movies (U), Movies (W), Monsters, Sharks, Claudia Cardinale, Apes, Badass Old Guys, Violence, John Belushi, John Landis, Alligators, Pooping, Wolves, John Carpenter, Winter, Robert Forster, Raquel Welch, Pam Grier, Answer TracksI probably should be doing about 50 other things at this very moment, but I saw this great top-50 list today and was inspired it to immediately answer it. I made my list very, very quickly, so in plenty of ways it’s the most honest form a list like this could ever arrive in. While the numbering is fairly [...]
31 FLAVORS OF HORROR #31: SOUL SURFER (2011).
Posted: October 31, 2011 in 31 Flavors Of Horror, Movies (S), SharksFor an example of a king in its own genre, there’s no beating Jaws. Spielberg’s shark-horror movie was so iconic that it scared off almost all potential competitors. Sure, every once in a while you’ll see a Deep Blue Sea or an Open Water or even a Sharks In Venice, but the field is comparatively [...]
31 FLAVORS OF HORROR #16: ZOMBIE 2 (1979).
Posted: October 21, 2011 in 31 Flavors Of Horror, Awesomeness, Movies (Z), New York, Sharks, Stupidity, ZombiesAdmittedly, when my friends and I turn our debates to the more philosophical questions in life, it usually goes like this: “Who do you think would win in a fight: A grizzly bear, or a great white shark?” We figure that the battle would take place in an enclosed space, in shallow waters, where there’d [...]
It’s Shark Week, so here are my top ten favorite shark facts, most of which come courtesy of The Devil’s Teeth by Susan Casey. 10. Great whites suntan. Their hides start out already dark on the top, and can be made darker still by the sun. Great white sharks are only actually white on their undersides. (I [...]
COLOMBIANA Looks Pretty, Good.
Posted: May 26, 2011 in Explosions, Movies (C), Pretty Girls, Sharks, Trailers.Zoe Saldana. Guns. Explosions. Sharks. Lollipops. I really can’t think of what else a movie needs for me to be ready and willing to see it, like yesterday.
I actually don’t know much about Shark Night 3D, other than the fact that it’s called Shark Night 3D and it’s the story of fresh-water shark attacks at a country house. I don’t really recognize any of the main cast and that’s saying something, because I’m a huge nerd. I’m not sure it matters. They’re all [...]
13 Horror Movies Everyone Should See.
Posted: October 28, 2010 in Aliens, Ghosts, Horror, Monsters, Movies, Sharks, Vampires, Werewolves, ZombiesThirteen is just a start. Believe me, there are plenty of horror movies I can happily recommend to you, but I’m going to limit myself to writing about the basics, the barest of necessities. This isn’t even necessarily a list of my own personal favorites, although there is a fair amount of overlap. For the purposes of this article, [...]
