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Sleepy-Hollow

FOX has a new show from the writers of the new STAR TREK which re-envisions Washington Irving’s 1820 short story “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow“ for the modern day.  I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with this information.  I grew up on that short story, and on the 1949 Disney retelling.  I grew up not far from Tarrytown where the story is set. I went to haunted hayrides there.  In high school I drew pictures of the Headless Horseman while other kids were trying weed for the first time.  This is a story that has a lot of power for me.  This is a property I know about, more than most.

There’s stuff I like about the promo footage.  I like seeing Clancy Brown (STARSHIP TROOPERS) in anything, although it doesn’t look like he makes it out of the pilot.  I like Nicole Beharie, the female lead, having just seen her in 42 and thinking she made near-angelic sweetness a believable human characteristic there.  I like the idea of the Headless Horseman running rampant through the very bucolic Dobbs Ferry.

But there’s some bizarro stuff in here too.  The premise is that Ichabod Crane, who in this incarnation fought with George Washington, is woken up 250 years into his future, where his nemesis the Horseman has been once again causing trouble.  First of all, that’s Rip Van Winkle, if you know your Irving, but neither that nor the fact that Ichabod has been stripped of his characteristic cowardice is what worries me nearly as much as THE CONSPIRACY.  Oh no, the conspiracy! The back-of-the-dollar-bill spooky-eye pyramid Illuminati conspiracy!  I’m not being sarcastic.  I’m actually concerned.  Concerned that this is going to be turned into NATIONAL TREASURE: THE SERIES.  I don’t watch those movies, the same way I don’t watch DA VINCI CODE movies, because I’m not interested in historical conspiracies.  I’m interested in ghost stories.  Especially when it comes to SLEEPY HOLLOW, I’m interested in the ghosts.  And on top of everything, here they’ve got the spectral swordsman wielding automatic rifles just like he’s Val Kilmer in HEAT.

It’s adequate cause for concern, is all I’m saying.  There are ways to allay worries.  (I am, as always, eminently hirable as consultant on matters of supernatural accuracy.)

Anyway here’s the trailer.  You decide for me.  Keep an eye out for a special guest appearance by the tagline from Tim Burton’s 1999 SLEEPY HOLLOW ad campaign!

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

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Arrested Development Season 4

It’s possible you may have heard something vague about Netflix bringing back the cult TV series ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT for one more season. There’s been some talk. (Enough mock-naïveté: It’s one of the biggest pop-culture stories of the year.) The show originally ran for three little-watched seasons on Fox, but it since has gained in popularity over the years, as its talented cast got more work as a direct result of their go-f0r-broke kamikaze comedy, and as word spread amongst comedy fans on how ridiculously funny and expertly constructed it was. Most people discovered the show through watching the seasons via Netflix, so it’s fitting that Netflix is where the fourth season will be exclusively available.

Here’s the trailer:

You’d definitely want to be up on the show before you watch the new episodes. There are a lot of long-running jokes that look to be making their triumphant return. Along those lines: the banana stand. It’s a long story, but the once-wealthy now-struggling Bluth family have a particularly wackadoo side venture, a stand that sells frozen bananas. That idea sounds kind of awesome to me but crazy to most people, so it was a routine source of hijinks on the show.

The banana stand has been making real-life appearances (along with some members of the cast and crew) in various locations to promote the show’s return. This week it’s been at Yankees Stadium and in Columbus Circle, and today, from 11am to 5pm, it’ll be in front of the Marriott Marquis in Times Square. You can line up for free frozen bananas and possibly more, if you show up in costume. Follow @ArrestedDev for daily location updates and more information. I’m not sure where this thing is going next, but you can be sure there’ll be some real weirdos there!

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NETFLIX  "Arrested Development" Bluth's Original Banana Stand New York City Opening

NETFLIX  "Arrested Development" Bluth's Original Banana Stand New York City Day 2 Columbus Circle

 

Lindsay Lohan almost ran me over once.  It’s not my greatest Hollywood anecdote, but it happened.  At the time, I was working as a production assistant on the set of a TV show in Los Angeles.  My job was to corral all the background extras for the scene into a break area in an alleyway behind this jewelry store where we were shooting.  It was a wide alley, leading out to the street — big enough for cars to drive through though narrow enough that they’d need to do so cautiously.  I stepped out in the alley to address the group, back to the street.

Suddenly, a car sped right past my left shoulder, not more than six inches from me, fast enough to be dangerous but slow enough for me to spin around and spot the familiar face in the drivers’ seat.  It was like that scene in JAWS where Brody is shoveling chum and grumbling to Quint and while his back is turned, the great white zooms right past him – only instead of a shark it was the cute redhead from MEAN GIRLS.

 

I should say “allegedly” regarding all of the above, since there were no cameras recording the incident.  Easily deniable.  As it happened, I doubt she even noticed.  So you’re free to doubt me.  But please know that character assassination is not my thing.  That’s not the goal.  Near-accidents happen.  No big deal to me, really.  I don’t hold any personal grudges against Ms. Lohan.  I’ve been almost-killed by all sorts of people, many of whom are my greatest friends. 

I only brought this up in the interest of full disclosure, because I wrote about Lindsay Lohan and the Lifetime TV movie LIZ & DICK for Daily Grindhouse and my unvarnished opinion may read to some like an act of vengeance. I can only hope that you take my word for it when I say that it was done entirely without malice.

Well, not entirely.  I mean, I hated the movie.  But I gave it my best shot.  And I don’t hate anyone who made it.  I just wish they wouldn’t have. 

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THE SHIELD (2002-2008).

Posted: June 27, 2012 in Los Angeles, TV

For some reason it’s been coming up in conversation a lot recently, so I’ve got The Shield on the brain.  Here’s something I wrote back in 2008, when the show ended.  My argument was that, as much as I share the love for The Sopranos and The WireThe Shield is weirdly underrated when it comes to the great TV series of the past decade.

 

Truth be told, I don’t get the chance to follow that much television – episodic TV has gotten so dense and narratively sophisticated that most of the shows worth following demand one-hundred-percent involvement.  It probably says something about which shows I choose to follow religiously, but I definitely haven’t watched too much TV outside of the shows I do watch that way.  So I don’t know what the “Best” anything is; I only know which shows I find to be the most subjectively awesome, and this year that was The Shield.

The Shield is an ugly show, in the greatest sense of the word.  It has no fear in showing the worst sides of decent people and the truest sides of truly ugly people.  It’s not interested in selling you a line of bullshit, though it is interested in showing you how some people would sell you a line of bullshit.  So much of television is coated with makeup, designed to sell high-priced clothes and celebrity gossip magazines.  The Shield is, unusually, bravely, committed to ugliness.  The look of the show follows suit:  While long-time DP Rohn Schmidt is surely capable of shooting pretty pictures (see his work on Frank Darabont’s The Mist), the name of the game here is dingy steadi-cam, “found footage,” and harsh lighting.  While I’m sure the cast of actors are all attractive enough people in real life, in The Shield they are unanimously brave enough to frequently be filmed in less than their best light.  The most frequent subjects are of course the Strike Team:  Detectives Shane Vendrell (Walton Goggins), Curtis “Lemonhead” Lemansky (Kenny Johnson), Ronnie Gardocki (David Rees Snell), and later Julien Lowe (Michael Jace).  All decent-looking fellas, as that goes, but very often filmed as ogres in the course of the show – and that is of course, by design.

When an overtly attractive character appears on The Shield, it’s time to worry about their safety – pretty people don’t last long in this universe.  Exhibit A: Det. Tevon Garris (Brian White), well-remembered but short-lasting member of the Strike Team.  Either they get killed off, discredited, sent packing, or brutally disfigured.

One of the better in-jokes of the series is rookie officer Tina Hanlon’s last line in the final episode – “I made it.”  Played by the lovely Paula Garcés, I was sure that the character of Tina was destined for extinction, but of course I should have remembered that Tina wasn’t quite as pretty on the insides.

I’m harping on this point a little too long because I think it matters.  In a visual medium such as television, looks are important, and so how a meticulously planned and executed story such as The Shield looks, is a good starting point for overview.  And no character is shown in as unflattering a light as Detective Vic Mackey (played by Michael Chiklis, who gives a legendary seven-seasons-long performance worthy of every acting award they can sculpt.)  Make no mistake:  Mackey is a bad person.  There are shades of gray along the way, but those are lost in the vast blackness as the series progresses.  Shield creator Shawn Ryan and his writers, and Michael Chiklis and his fellow actors (all of the ones I’ve mentioned so far and the rest I haven’t yet), are all inspiringly crafty in how they’ve laid out the moral universe of the show.  Vic Mackey is very definitely a bad person.  He is a corrupt cop who kills a fellow cop, because he was investigating him – this is depicted in the very FIRST episode.  Yet, if we stick with the show, over the course of seven seasons we are constantly rooting for Mackey and his partners to get away dirty.  (There’s no getting away “clean” for anybody here.)

That’s all to do with the charisma Chiklis brings to the character.  Charisma, not charm.  There’s a major difference.  The audience of The Shield is caught rooting for a monster.  We also get to know the various members of the Strike Team, who start out at varying levels of likability and corruption (with Lem generally considered the best and Shane generally the worst), and through their complicity with Mackey, are brought to much lower levels of the latter, and somehow, higher levels of the former.

Walton Goggins is probably the overall MVP of the show’s final seasons, as he took a character that started out as a wild-eyed racist horndog and ended the show reaching new heights of doomed sympathy, although Kenny Johnson, as the generally good-natured and guilt-wracked Lem, was far and away the sad star of Season Five, and David Rees Snell comes all the way from the background character who always seemed to get the worst of it, to a dynamic force and Mackey’s last loyal partner in Season Seven, where his luck remains unfortunately consistent.

As I start to get lost in praise for the creators on- and off-camera, I haven’t even gotten to CCH Pounder and Jay Karnes as Detectives Wyms and Waggenbach, whose characters come as close to honest and capable of real friendship as this show gets, even though she’s doomed herself, and he’s more than a little creepy (see the cat incident in Season Three).  And then there’s Benito Martinez as David Aceveda, the police captain and eventual politician who is probably Mackey’s leading archenemy over the course of the series, who is arguably the bravest actor in a cast full of brave actors (true fans know I’m talking about Season Three).

Also, The Shield is better than any other show I have ever seen at logically, convincingly, and invisibly integrating bigger-named guest stars into the cast, as anyone who followed the stints of Glenn Close, Forest Whitaker, Franka Potente, and most gloriously surprising, Anthony Anderson, will agree.

But this last season, which finished airing in November, the guest star characters were all gone, and we were left with what remains of the core cast members.  (Not all of the main characters make it out alive.)  And I have to tell you quite honestly, the series ended with a final episode more satisfying than any other I have ever seen.  More satisfying than many movies even, which at its best, is the strength of TV – the longer and the better you get to know the characters, the more impact the resolution of their story might be.  And the resolution of The Shield, such as it is, has a whole mess of impact.  It’s like life – the good guys, if there even are any, don’t necessarily get what they deserve, though some of the bad guys do.  What you thought you wanted, you don’t get.  What you thought you wanted, you get and wish you didn’t.  What you didn’t know what you wanted, you get just a little of it.  What you never expected to break your heart, does.

Now:  Does Vic Mackey get what he deserves?

Not a question for me to answer here.  I don’t want to ruin it for anyone yet to discover the last few scenes of the series.  All I want to say is that I was entirely satisfied by how it ended.  It felt right.  I’d love to know what other people thought, and if you haven’t seen the show, start at the beginning and dig through those DVDs.  It’s great.  I haven’t felt this much of a vacuum at a show’s departure since The Sopranos.

The Shield has truth in it, in its way.  The show started out trying to get at certain ugly truths about power and the corrupting power of lies, and its high quality and its truth stayed consistent all the way through.  I’ve lived in Los Angeles for eight years, and I will tell you that, while there are certainly exaggerations for dramatic requirements, I recognize Los Angeles in The Shield.  Not the Los Angeles they show you on most other shows, with the beaches and the high-end stores and the glass facades and the bleached blondes, but the Los Angeles that lives further east and to the south.  The Shield has the ability to shock you, the way LA itself has the ability to shock you.

[A big salute to my homeboy Jimmy G. for first lending me the Season 1 DVD way back, which sent me tearing through the rest of the series to date.]

One last thing:

I noticed that every mention of The Shield’s finale seemed to invoke either the series endings of The Sopranos, or The Wire, or both.  I’m an equal fan, arguably even a student, of all three shows.  I say this having seen every single episode of all three series, some more than once.  (Which explains where my twenties went.)

So while I can get into it, I’d rather not compare three series I am very fond of against each other, particularly because all three are after different thematic and creative goals.

In the case of The Sopranos, it’s an entirely different animal.  First of all, The Sopranos is filled with moments of blackest comedy, while The Shield is many things, but funny is never one of them.  More importantly, The Sopranos is about America, about family, and about crooks.  Cops rarely, if ever, figure into it.  The Shield is about L.A. in specific, family is only a pretense (at least for Mackey), and it still is very much a cop show, even though it inverts and subverts the formula that other shows continue to feed us.  As a cop show, The Shield still wants to deliver on some fronts, without ambiguity.  I bet you anything that even David Chase would agree that, when it comes to series finales, The Shield ends on the more dramatically satisfying note.

In the case of The Wire, it’s a little trickier.  Both shows are cop shows, or at least start out that way – they take the old standard of the cop show and have their way with it.  But The Wire is very different from The Shield – it has just a little to do with hope, whereas The Shield provides no such thing.  As much as The Wire is very clearly an angry invective against a broken system, it still ends up on the screen as ultimately a more optimistic, even utopian, vision in some ways.  The Shield isn’t going to lift you anywhere – it starts out with teeth bared snarling, and ends the same way.

But I don’t think you have to choose.

If you love The Wire, you still might love The Shield.  All those Wire people who want a new drug may do well to go back and learn The Shield, especially because the two shows share a secret weapon:  the under-lauded show-builder Clark Johnson, who set the directorial styles of both shows in their inaugural episodes, directed several episodes throughout, and directed both finales (and appeared in them both as an actor).

Wire fans, I ask you:  What does Clark Johnson know that you don’t?

12.31.2008.

 

 

TV Trailer: MRS. EASTWOOD & COMPANY.

Posted: April 11, 2012 in Clint, Hell., TV

I’m going to work really hard not to leaven this posting with my own typically arch commentary, since most days it feels like this website is a Clint Eastwood fan blog and that’s not an accusation I work too hard to dispel.  I can’t NOT address that this thing is happening, but I’m going to be as respectful as possible since it should be clear to all casual readers that I am a massive admirer of the film career of Clint Eastwood, one of the greatest movie stars ever, definitely the greatest actor-turned-director ever, and an unquestioned living legend.  I have no interest in talking smack about one of my lifelong creative heroes or any of his family members.  But they’ve been busy recently.

Clint’s wife and some of his children will be appearing on a reality show on E! Entertainment Television, the channel that brings us Keeping Up With The Kardashians and all of its spin-offs.  The Eastwood show is called Mrs. Eastwood & Company, and while it promises to have brief appearances from the man himself, the main focus on the show is said to be on two of the Eastwood daughters and their personal lives, and then also on the South African boy band (!) that Mrs. Eastwood manages.

Here’s the ultra-brief promo that E! has been running:

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This article breaks down that promo in some detail.  (I also cut-and-pasted the official press release at the bottom of ths post.)  It helps to make this enterprise a whole lot more understandable…

Daughters want some spotlight.

The Mrs. wants to get her musical group out there.

Dad has a bit of fame to spare.

All of this is leading toward a truth I hold to be self-evident:

Women can be pretty persuasive, even if you’re Clint Goddamn Eastwood.

I was curious about what “Overtone” might sound like, so I looked them up on YouTube:

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Can you imagine what poor Clint thinks about while he has to listen to that, politely gritting his teeth into a faint smile?

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[via press release from E!] E! ANNOUNCES NEW SERIES “MRS. EASTWOOD & COMPANY” TO DEBUT MAY 2010 Episode Half-Hour Series Takes Viewers Inside The Fascinating World Of The Eastwood FamilyLos Angeles, CA, March 13, 2012 – Chronicling the lives of Dina Eastwood, the wife of Oscar-winning film legend Clint Eastwood, and their daughters Francesca (18) and Morgan (15), and the all-male six member vocal group from South Africa managed by Dina, “Overtone,” “Mrs. Eastwood & Company” is an unprecedented look at the surprisingly normal extended and blended family behind one of Hollywood’s most iconic superstars. This series invites viewers to witness their lives and proves that familial bonds are shaped by more than DNA. Developed by Executive Producer Jeff Jenkins for Bunim-Murray Productions, the series follows Dina, Francesca, Morgan, the six members of “Overtone,” and those intimately involved in their world, wherever their lives may take them, from their hometown of Carmel, CA to Los Angeles and beyond. “Mrs. Eastwood & Company” premieres Sunday, May 20 only on E!”Nothing is more important to me than family – no matter how you define that,” said Dina Eastwood. “People might be surprised by how we live our lives and our unconventional approach, and I also believe that it’s hard not to fall in love with my band, ‘Overtone.’”"I’m really proud of my family,” adds Clint Eastwood. “They are a constant source of inspiration and entertainment.”

“‘Mrs. Eastwood & Company’ offers an exceptional look at a rarely seen side of pop culture and we’re thrilled to bring this wonderful family to our viewers,” said Lisa Berger, President, Entertainment Programming, E! “This refreshing group delivers on the network’s promise to present fascinating personalities who have compelling stories and unique points of view.”

MEET THE FAMILY

A California native, Dina is a former news anchor who, in 1993, was assigned an interview with Clint Eastwood. She certainly got more than she bargained for as the reporter and the actor/director married three years later. Beautiful and boho-chic, she is a constant fixture in her daughters’ daily lives and works to create as harmonious a home as possible. That’s not to say that the exuberant brunette doesn’t have a hobby: in fact, she has SIX. While in South Africa with Clint three years ago, Dina discovered a six-man vocal group who call themselves “Overtone.” Moved by their talent and star-potential, she re-located all six young musical men to Carmel, CA and has been acting as their mentor, mother and manager ever since.

Opinionated and artistic, Francesca Eastwood is the daughter of Clint Eastwood and Frances Fisher, though she also calls Dina “mom.” A bit of a ‘free spirit,’ Francesca is in a serious relationship with her 29-year old boyfriend, famed photographer Tyler Shields. She is his muse, he is her passion. Deeply in love, the couple has been together since 2011 and as a result, Francesca’s world and her relationships are changing.

High-school student Morgan Eastwood is compassionate with a heart of gold. She loves her mother very much, but is at that age where mothers and daughters don’t always see eye to eye and she is constantly surrounded by her group of close friends. Occasionally embarrassed by Dina’s behavior, Morgan is experiencing watershed moments of her adolescence from learning how to drive to finding her own voice. Watching Francesca become an adult and being surrounded by the older boys in “Overtone,” Morgan is now on the brink of womanhood.

Comprised of six sexy young men – Emile Welman, Eduard Leonard, Tino Ponsonby, Ernie Bates, Riaan Weyers and Shane Smith – “Overtone” is one of the most popular acts in South Africa and has performed with A-list musicians such as Corinne Bailey Rae and One Republic. Emile is tall, dark and handsome and is the front-man of the group. He and Francesca have a distant history of flirtation…though no one knows the real story. Tino is recently engaged and his charismatic, yet ornery, behavior sometimes causes tension within the group; Eduard is the heart and soul of the group, sweet and sensitive; Ernie can play almost any instrument and has been making music since childhood; Riaan is the “animal-whisperer” of the group – he can woo almost any creature- four legged or two legged and Shane is the crew’s self-described “ladies man.”

Dina Eastwood and Bunim/Murray Productions’ Jonathan Murray, Gil Goldschein, Jeff Jenkins and Russell Jay serve as Executive Producers.

The new E! series “Mrs. Eastwood & Company” premieres May 20 on E!

About E! Entertainment

E! is television’s top destination for all things entertainment and celebrity. E! is currently available to 98 million cable and satellite subscribers in the U.S. and the E! Everywhere initiative underscores the company’s dedication to making E! content available on all new media platforms any time and anywhere from online to broadband video to wireless to VOD. Popular programming includes E! core franchises, “E! News,” “The Soup,” “Chelsea Lately,” “Fashion Police” and “True Hollywood Story,” as well as the network’s hit series “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” “Khloé & Lamar,” “Kourtney and Kim Take New York,” “Ice Loves Coco” and “Kendra.” Additionally, E!’s “Live from the Red Carpet” signature events keep fans connected to their favorite stars on Hollywood’s biggest nights. E! is a network of NBCUniversal Cable Entertainment, a division of NBCUniversal, one of the world’s leading media and entertainment companies in the development, production, and marketing of entertainment, news and information to a global audience.

About Bunim/Murray Productions

Bunim/Murray Productions is the leading producer of innovative entertainment content. The Emmy Award-winning company is widely credited with creating the reality television genre with its hit series The Real World (25 seasons for MTV). Bunim/Murray continued to innovate with the first reality game show, Road Rules (MTV), in 1995; the first reality sitcom, The Simple Life (E!), in 2003; and the first reality soap opera, Starting Over, in 2003. Bunim/Murray’s current programming includes The BadGirls Club, Love Games and the upcoming Best Ink (Oxygen), Keeping up with the Kardashians, Kourtney & Kim Take New York and Khloe & Lamar (E!), The Real World and The Challenge (MTV) and Project Runway and Project Runway All Stars (Lifetime). Bunim/Murray Productions has launched additional entities including M Theory Entertainment, BMP Films and M Music. BMP Filmsproduced Pedro (MTV) and the Emmy Award-winning Autism: The Musical (HBO). Based in Van Nuys, CA, Bunim/Murray Productions was founded in 1987 by Jonathan Murray and the late Mary-Ellis Bunim. The company joined Banijay Group in 2010.

Read more at http://www.thefutoncritic.com/news/2012/03/13/e-announces-new-series-mrs-eastwood-and-company-to-debut-may-20-441212/20120313e01/#G02CDuV4xSc4XgDf.99

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It’s Shark Week, so here are my top ten favorite shark facts, most of which come courtesy of The Devil’s Teeth by Susan Casey.

10. Great whites suntan. Their hides start out already dark on the top, and can be made darker still by the sun. Great white sharks are only actually white on their undersides. (I guess if you have the cojones to get under one, you can name it whatever you like.)

9. At 8 inches long, the deepwater dogfish shark is likely the smallest shark, and most likely the kind that Ice-T has in his home aquarium.

8. The largest shark to ever have lived is likely the megalodon, which was over 3 times as big as the largest great white. Luckily, extinct.

7. The largest shark on earth is the whale shark, which can grow to 60 feet long. Whale sharks only eat plankton, so quit whining.  Dolphins are meaner.

6. The only sharks who have ever attacked humans are the Great White shark, the Tiger shark, the Bull shark, & the Great Hammerhead shark.  Every other kind of shark (and there are over 400) is virtually harmless to human beings.

5. In millions of years, the single greatest threat to sharks has always been us. And the nasty, disgusting things we do to our oceans.

4. Still scared of sharks?  Look at it this way:  Statistically speaking, you have better chances of getting hit by a car, getting arrested, or hooking up with Kim Kardashian (learn to dribble first), than of being attacked by a shark.

3. Weirdest things ever found inside the bellies of great whites: A buffalo head, a man in a suit of armor, a reindeer, and Mario Van Peebles.

2. Shark skeletons are made of cartilage, not bone. The only fossils they leave are teeth — that’s why we don’t know how big they can get.

1. Sharks have been on the planet for more than 420 million years.  Trees have existed for 360 million years.  Do that math: Sharks are so old they predate TREES.

That’s some pretty badass science right there.

You’ve heard about the Jesus Fish?

I hereby submit the Jesus Shark.

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Watching POPEYE DOYLE, a TV movie from 1986 that looks like 1973. It’s the role originated by Gene Hackman. Starring Ed O’Neill! With hair! Wednesday, February 16, 2011 12:01:52 AM via web

POPEYE DOYLE ends soon after Ed O’ Neill hits a man in the face with a two-by-four. Spoiler warning: Same way the Justin Bieber movie ends, Wednesday, February 16, 2011 12:14:18 AM via web

 

This is something so obscure that these were the only two pictures I could find of it online.  Couldn’t even find a promo poster or anything.

It’s not a movie either, really — it was a TV pilot, meant to go to series.  Popeye Doyle is the character that Gene Hackman played in The French Connection, based on a real NYPD detective named Eddie Egan, who served as a consultant both on The French Connection and on Popeye Doyle.

In the TV movie, Ed O’Neill steps into the Hackman role, and acquits himself as well as we Ed O’Neill fans already know he could.  The story is fairly standard — an investigation into the death of a model — and the movie looks for all the world like 1973, rather than the 1980s.  (Maybe that was intentional?)  But it’s a treat to see the perennially underrated O’Neill, most famous for Married With Children and finally getting his due on the mega-popular Modern Family, get to play a dramatic lead.  It hasn’t happened all that often and he’s really great at it, as much as he is with comedic roles.

I saw Popeye Doyle on Fox Movies on cable — keep a sharp eye out and maybe it’ll run again one day. In the meantime here’s a clip:

 

First few episodes of Justified.

Stuart Little 2 (with my niece).

Red Hill.

 

 

 

Community.

Anvil: The Story Of Anvil.

…And who would want it to, as long as this is what’s on TV all day?

We were tuning in sporadically all day to Syfy’s Twilight Zone marathon and AMC’s Three Stooges marathon.  Both of these programs from yesteryear (brilliant word) were a big part of my childhood and probably the primary reason why I’ve always been more amenable than most from my generation towards black-and-white movies.

I still love this stuff profoundly, and anyone who doesn’t is kind of missing out.

Now where did I leave all my Richard Matheson books?