Top 21 Most Inevitable Lady Gaga Costumes.

Posted: April 15, 2011 in Comedy

One could be forgiven for assuming otherwise, but I really don’t have a problem with Lady Gaga.

Pretty sure I’m simpatico with all of the major causes she claims to support, and while her music generally isn’t my cup of flaming absinthe, it’s still a damn sight better than most currently dominating pop radio. I’m still not sure she adds up to any more than the sum of her influences (Gwen Stefani, Elton John, and Madonna, to name three), but I suppose you could have worse role models.

But it’s fun to make fun.  When you make a huge pop-cultural splash for doing and saying and wearing bizarre shit, then smart-asses like me are gonna toss a fair amount of sarcasm your way.  Take it as a compliment.

So the following is another comical Twitter jag I went off on recently.  I hope you find it funny, but if you don’t, that’s probably because by the time you read this, much of it may have already come true.  She’s gonna run out of wardrobe ideas sooner or later, and when that happens, she may just take to Google and find lists like this one…

THE TOP 21 MOST INEVITABLE LADY GAGA COSTUMES.

THE TOP 21 MOST INEVITABLE LADY GAGA COSTUMES.

THE TOP 21 MOST INEVITABLE LADY GAGA COSTUMES.

21.  Dress covered in fresh roadkill.

20.  Dress covered in live animals. (Ideally an armadillo.)

19.  Slim Goodbody leotard.

18.  Violet Beauregarde, after she turns into a blueberry.

17.  That big pink sneaker-wearing furry monster from the Bugs Bunny cartoons.

16.  Mount Rushmore headdress, with surrounding Bill Clinton, GWB, and Barack Obama heads.

15.  Tar-and-feathers.

14.  Angry bird from Angry Birds, with dystentery.

13.  McDonalds FryGuys, with explosive diarrhea.

 

12.  Concrete boots and scuba helmet.

11.  Albert Einstein mask on top of skimpy bikini.

 

10.  Han Solo frozen in carbonite, only it’s her caked into an Eggo waffle.

9.  Steve Martin arrow-through-head gag, only it’s a microphone.

 

8.  Hairshirt. Made from Michael Jackson’s hair.

7.  Torah scroll, wrapped into a gown.

6.  Bride Of Frankenstein. (Cameo from Ryan Seacrest, Justin Bieber, or Dennis Rodman as Frankenstein’s monster.)

5.  A flamboyant baby.

4.  A flamboyant bird.

3.  Janelle Monae.

 

2.  Any character from Blade Runner. Preferably Harrison Ford or James Hong.

1.  Jeans and T-shirt. (It clearly ain’t broke, right?)

 

 

@jonnyabomb

 

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Comments
  1. Austin says:

    Angry Bird with dysentery is inspired. Immediately followed by Fry Guy with explosive diarrhea is a Simpsons-level master stroke!

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