Archive for the ‘This Person Looks Like That Person’ Category

RIDDICK is the number one movie in America this weekend.  My review is still in the making, but I will give up this much beforehand:  Apparently at this point in my life it takes a little more than alien lobsters, laser guns, and space dogs to hold my interest.

The good news is that when I get bored at movies, my mind drifts off to the realm of comedic resemblances, so that means it’s time for my semi-regular column, “This Person Looks Like That Person.”  Click here for the most recent edition.  I think you can figure out the rules without any more exposition.  Here goes!


Bokeem Woodbine.

Dave Chappelle.


Jordi Mollà, villain from BAD BOYS II, KNIGHT & DAYCOLOMBIANA, this, and a bunch of other crappy movies.

Peter Stormare, villain from CONSTANTINE, SPACE PRISON, THE LAST STAND, and all the other crappy movies Jordi Mollà doesn’t take.


Katee Sackhoff.


Macaulay Culkin.


This guy.

Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg, if they mated.


Vin Diesel.

Adam Sandler.


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The Internship (2012)


Normally I do a comedic run-up on these posts, but I don’t want to have to think about this particular movie any more than I’ve already been forced to. So first have a look at the stars in question, and then the other stars who they so strongly resemble:


glenn gozer

“Aim for the flat-top!”

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