RIDDICK is the number one movie in America this weekend. My review is still in the making, but I will give up this much beforehand: Apparently at this point in my life it takes a little more than alien lobsters, laser guns, and space dogs to hold my interest.
The good news is that when I get bored at movies, my mind drifts off to the realm of comedic resemblances, so that means it’s time for my semi-regular column, “This Person Looks Like That Person.” Click here for the most recent edition. I think you can figure out the rules without any more exposition. Here goes!
Peter Stormare, villain from CONSTANTINE, SPACE PRISON, THE LAST STAND, and all the other crappy movies Jordi Mollà doesn’t take.
Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg, if they mated.
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