LEPRECHAUN 4: IN SPACE (1997).

Posted: March 16, 2012 in Crap, Leprechauns, Little People, Movies (L), Sci-Fi

Leprechaun 4: In Space (1997).

Things didn’t work out for anybody in Vegas, so the franchise left the planet.  I have to say, I like the specificity of that title:  It’s not “[Title;] Leprechaun 4: [Subtitle;] Leprechaun In Space”; it’s Leprechaun 4: In Space.  The film itself is in space!  Let’s go with the obvious joke, then:  They should’ve left it there.

Mixing an evil medieval Leprechaun into the science fiction genre with absolutely no explanation whatsoever is about as tasty as mixing peanut butter and tuna fish.  Oh yeah, and there’s no production value either, but there wasn’t much chance of that.

When it comes to Leprechaun 4 In Space, it’s the little moments you treasure.

Like when a Space Marine blows up the Leprechaun with a bazooka, and urinates on the remains.  A green electric jolt travels up the stream of urine right into the guy’s shaft.  Later on, when the guy is getting it on with a fake-bazoomed bimbo, the Leprechaun reconstitutes himself from within the palooka’s bladder and climbs his way back into the world through the poor guy’s cocker.  Naturally the Leprechaun caps this milestone sequence with a choice one-liner:  “That’s why you should use protection!”

The Leprechaun makes these awful jokes so that I don’t have to.  That is why he is a hero.

Towards the end of the movie, the few Space Marines still alive accidentally fire a space ray at the Leprechaun so that he grows in size.  What, you ask, is the first act of an evil Leprechaun grown to the height of Mighty Joe Young?  Why, to open up his fly and look down at his crotch to see what’s doing, of course.  “Big is good!” he declares.

Sadly, his reverie is not to last.  Because all movies have to end, even the ones that suck frog-ass, the Leprechaun is hurled through an open cargo door into the vacuum of space, where he explodes.  Like Georgie Bush Jr. and those other classic wits who always get the cleverest last word, the Leprechaun reminds the heroes and the audience that he’ll be back, as a giant, warty hand drifts across the screen, its middle finger extended in defiance as if to say “Fuck you for watching.”

Next up: Leprechaun In The Hood (2000).

@jonnyabomb

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