You guys know me pretty well at this point, so you can probably guess where I’d stand on the remake without even reading a word from me. It’s relatively simple. If this movie truly wanted me to love it, it would have called up the Jessica Lucas character to take on the role of “the new Ash.”
Since they didn’t, I not only need to start up a new tally for 2013, but I also had to get a little vicious.
And if you’re looking for some lighter reading, here are a couple pertinent posts….
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